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Christmas quotes short funny. Funny christmas quotes and short clean jokes to celebrate the yule fool in all of us. Either way these funny christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit. I was christmas shopping and ran. These short quotes are great for including in christmas card message to friends and relatives who enjoy a laugh.

There s a lot of fun to be had with sharing a few funny one liners with good friends and family over a steaming holiday meal. 20 funny christmas quotes to keep spirits bright all season. Christmas is love come down to earth a gift of infinite worth. Only an accountant understands the real meaning of christmas.

Merry christmas almost everybody. The only time of year you can sit in front of a dead tree eating candy out of socks. Short christmas quotes and sayings. These 25 christmas quotes may very well be the best of all time.

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Christmas is a feeling true friends share with laughter and love to show that they care. Short christmas quotes and sayings for cards this handy resource includes a collection of christmas quotes that are perfect for including in greeting cards for friends and family. Funny sayings about the holidays to keep it all in playful perspective. Thankfully there are a variety of ways to lighten the mood this holiday season including funny christmas quotes.

Funny christmas puns and one liners. Funny christmas quotes some of the best funny christmas quotes to bring a smile to your face. Christmas puns exercise how well you know your words and just how good you are at weaving them together to come up with an entertaining phrase that changes their meanings entirely. Enjoy funny christmas quotes and sayings and clean xmas jokes for all the christmas season.